an timely update to an old classic . . . .

Zorba goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

He replies, "Yes - coffee."

"Have you ever been in the military service?

"Yes," he says, "I served for two years."

The interviewer says,"That will give you 5 extra points towards employment."

Then he asks, “Are you disabled in any way?"

Zorba says,"Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles."

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. To 2:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow from 10:00AM every day."

Zorba is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 2:00 P.M., why do you want me to start here from10:00 A.M.?"

"This is a government job," the inter-viewer says, "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point you coming in for that."