I NO COME WOK TODAY!

Hung Chow calls his work and says, 'Hey, I no come wok today, I really
sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come wok.

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me
Sex. That Makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say
and I feel Great. I be at wok soon.........You got nice house'