Sipho is buying a TV and asks "Do you have colour TVs?"
"Sure" says the assistant.
Sipho replies "Give me a green one, please."
Sipho calls SAA. "How long does it take to fly to New York?"
"Just a sec" says the rep.
"Thank you" says Sipho and hangs up.
Sipho was filling in an application form for a job.
He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc.
Then he came to the column SALARY EXPECTED: He was not sure as to
what to be filled here. After much thought he wrote "Yes!"
Sipho goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk,
What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies "That is a thermos flask."
Sipho then asks "What does it do?"
The clerk responds "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold’
Sipho says "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos. His boss, Mr
Ndlovu sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object you have?" He
said, "It's a thermos." The boss then says "What does it do?"
He replies "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said "Wow, what do you have in it?"
Sipho replies "Two cups of coffee and a coke."
Why did 18 of Sipho's family members go to a movie?
Because under 18 was not allowed.
To lose weight the doctor told Sipho to run eight kilometers a day
for 300 days.
After 300 days Sipho called the doctor to report he had lost the
weight, but he had a problem. "What's the problem?" asked the doctor.
"I'm 2400 Kms from home."
Having lost his donkey Sipho got down to his knees and started
Thanking God.
A passer-by saw him and asked "Your donkey is missing; what are you
thanking God for?"
Sipho replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't
riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too!
Sipho got his 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate...
Mother: Xhosa.
Father: Zulu
Kid: Chinese.
"How come you write 'Chinese' when both parents are Black?"
"Aah" says Sipho "I read in a newspaper that every 4th person born in
the world now is Chinese!"
Sipho with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what
had happened to his ears and he answered.
"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang but instead of picking up
The phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But what happened to your other ear?"
"The scoundrel called back!"
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