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PostSubject: Revenge   Revenge Icon_minitimeTue Aug 07, 2007 12:11 pm

When she accepted her lover’s invitation to move in with him she expected a little romance, but she rapidly discovered what living with a fanatical koi keeper entailed.
She was soon complaining, that koi occupied every spare minute of his life. Nothing changed and soon the arguments began.
Then one night as he climbed into bed at about 2 a.m. she snapped.
“You only want me here to cook and clean”. She shouted. “All you ever care about is your koi. When you’re not out with your fish, you spend half the night on that bloody chat forum talking about them. I may as well not be here”.
“If that’s how you feel, you can pack your bags and go. Be gone before I get home from work”. He replied.
They slept back to back. He dreamed of Grand Champions. She dreamed of revenge.
The next day, when he came home from work, he was surprised to see her still there. Beautifully made up, and wearing her best dress, she looked fantastic.
Before he could speak she said. “I’m still leaving. My bags are packed. The taxi is booked for two hours time, but before I go, I thought we could have one last candlelit meal together. I’ve been preparing it all day. Would that be alright?”
“O.K.” He said. “What is it?”
She smiled and answered. “Fish soup followed by sushi”.
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