Why did the fish leave a false name?
Because he wanted to be Koi.
Did you hear about the happy Kohaku?
He was HI on life.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Why did the Koi get fat?
Because his scales were broken.
How does the brown Koi like his food?
Why did the female Shusui always go for the tri coloured Koi?
Because they could always Show-a, a good time.
What did the Terminator koi say to the other Koi?
I'll be Bekko.
What do you call a koi who poforms magic?
What do female koi call a handsome tosai male koi?
What did the male koi say to the female koi?
I'll showa mine if you showa yours!