"Hey Sipho! I have a cow for you for just R500!"


"E yoh, Bongani! I'll take it - you can bring it to me tomorrow!"


The next day: "Sorry Sipho, but the cow died last night."


"Hauw.. So, ok then. Just give me my money back."


"Sorry Sipho, I did already spent that money.."


"Eish! So, ok then. Just bring me the dead cow." So, Bongani brought the
dead cow to Sipho the next morning.

A few weeks later, Bongani bumped into Sipho and asked him what he did with the dead cow:


"You won't believe, Bongani! I made a raffle for the cow, and I sold 251
tickets for R5 each! I made a profit of R850! But, I didn't tell anyone
the cow was dead.."


"Yoh! And the people didn't they complain?"


"Eish! Only the guy which won! So, I gave him back his R5 and he was
happy!"


Sipho is now in parliament..