Olaf vas vorking at de fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally cut
off all ten of his finkers.
He vent to de emergency room in de klinik and vhen he got dar de Norsky
doctor looked at Olaf and said:
"Let's haf de finkers and I'll see vhat I kan do".

Olaf said, "I hafen't got de finkers."

"Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got de finkers?" he said. "It's 2007, for
goodness sake! Ive's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible tekniks.
I could haf put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink de
finkers?"


Olaf replies (irritably) ......
"How de fock vas I supposed to pick dem up?"