Now I wonder!
To explain my befuddlement I believe some background information is necessary.
I am new to this level of Koi spotting! Here is my story:
While we lived in a townhouse I dabbled and stumbled at keeping Koi for a period of five years. These were cheap or donated fish I now believe would not have survived a culling at any half serious Koi breeder. The pool was the size of my recently acquired quarantine setup with submersible pump and filter compartments stocked with hair curlers, pot scorers, sponge layers etc. Only to occasionally see the fish! You get the drift?
Last year we moved house and I decided that it is time for a decent Koi setup, believing that any project needs to be researched to some extent. The saga began!
Reading books on the subject and ploughing through the vast amount of information found on the internet (including KoiForum thank you) I learnt a lot and came to the realisation that I still need to learn a lot. I made some serious conclusions all of which you already know. These include:
• The number one rule - Koi is not for sissies.
• The varieties are mind-boggling and beautiful. I desire to have all!
• Feed your Koi correctly or they will die/ not look nice/ not grow to the size of a small whale etc.
• The Koi must be healthy, KHV is worse than the boogie man or the Tokolosh.
• Pond design, constructing, stocking levels and related issues need to be addressed.
• Maintain excellent water quality and aeration or else disaster!
• This game is going to cost you much more than you will ever imagine. If you still have a choice, ensure that you marry into money (Rockefeller/ Rupert/ Hilton /Oppenheimer).
• And many more (please add to the list).
My now-I-wonder issue follows from the water quality topic.
I learnt from the experts that excellent water quality can be achieved by attending to a number of issues, all of which I will not even attempt to list. I wish to highlight the aeration and filtration issues.
Oxygen saturation can be achieved through the use of venturi’s and waterfalls. At the risk of being assassinated I hesitate to softly say – I don’t think so! In our climate maybe the top so-many cm may be saturated using the mentioned device but what about the rest of the 2 meter deep water feature?
Filtration of the pond water aim to remove all the bad and undesirable things out of the water and deliver clear (so we can admire the Koi) and quality water (so that our Koi will be happy). The approach to filtration can be broadly categories as pressurised (not observed in natural habitat of fish) and non-pressurised (as observed in natural habitat of fish).
At the risk of boring the experts I summarise.
A sand filter is an example of a pressurised filter. My personal experience in maintaining the swimming pool sand filter made me want to avoid this if at all possible. After your swimming pool sand filter has been in operation for some time and of cause backwashed often, open the filter, stir the sand and smell! Chemicals were used to kill bad things I imagine it would be worse with no chemicals. Then there are pressurised canister filters available, but why? Nature does not pressurise filtration systems in lakes and dams where fish live.
Now, non pressurised filters also come in various shapes and sizes. For example; one of the major suppliers offers a 25 l unit suitable for a 3000 l pond. A sales assistant upon enquiry at a Koi shop increased the capacity considerable. It contains a mechanical filter stage (gauge and sponges) and a bacterial stage using some sort of balls. All of this in a compact, neat 25 litre bucket - sounds wonderful. Now the question arise; can the 3000 l be circulated through the unit at the required rate while maintaining adequate contact time to allow the bacteria to do their thing, All this while the water is struggling to pass through the mechanical filtration material and you as the water keeper is struggling to stop the damn thing from clogging up and overflowing.
Definitely a concern, a much larger container is probably necessary maybe even a number thereof.
The variety of types of filters floored me. Which approach should I take?
At this stage consider changing your religion to one that condone bigamy and start looking for a second Rockefeller girl.
Then my mind got totally and utterly bewildered.
Koi inhabit these ponds, the water get filtered mechanical, biologically and then zapped with ultraviolet light for one purpose and one purpose only. We want to keep the Koi, which we stare at in the clean water, happy. In the meantime these beautiful, colourful, tame, valuable etc. creatures are the witches in the story. They eat, drink, burp, fart and do their toilet all in their own living room and we the suckers have to clean it!
Any half serious Koi keeper creates the Koi living room and attaches a sewerage works to it in the form of filters. What must the capacity of this works be?
The amount of waste to be processed and hence the size of the filter system must somehow be related to how much these cute inhabitants of the sewerage works excrete. How much is that?
What we clean and how to test for quality is extensively covered and reported on. The information on how much waste we have to deal with is not very clear to me. Sure, keep stocking levels down; some-number-volume per fish or so-many-cm fish per volume.
The Koi hobbyists (with the-starry-eyed-desire that we observed at the show), expert or dealer who has not, and vows never to break this rule; please take one step forward!
Now let us put things into perspective;
• For me compulsory retirement age is eminent!
• Already have a standing date with my specialist physician reducing my available time to clean ponds and make me wonder for how long the capability will exist. This gentleman and I are already on first name terms and, if the relationship last, will soon invite him and his wife over to inspect my Koi pond.
• I have tried the change of religion and subsequently the Rockefeller’s et al angle. But to no avail; past sell-by date I am told.
• Lastly I have learnt from experience with cleaning sand filters and the previous pond with the sponge filter setup that I would rather sit next to the Koi pond beer in hand contemplating my Koi, life and old age. An old man might not have the strength to look after a pond properly and when Alzheimer’s or Parkinson’s step in the toilet might be sparkling while the pond is invaded by all sorts of creatures feeding on the dead Koi.
• The pond must look after itself.
“The dream of a senile old man” the experts all cry in unison!
My search took me to all corners! Then I came across Happy Koi strangely enough their premises are near to my house and not in one of the corners. Their approach to the whole filtration issue made sense to me.
Then my pond started to take shape. The resulting configuration is as follows:
• 7300 litre pond with two 110 mm bottom drains. The small protests are noted. I wanted this pond right outside my study in a courtyard, so space was the constraining factor.
• 460 litre settlement chamber with standpipes for the bottom drains and surface skimmer. That standpipe flood is awe inspiring!
• 210 litre mechanical filter chamber with 100 litre static filter media. Not sponges, netting and the like but Active Bed Bio media, check it out.
• 235 litre Biological filter chamber with 100 litre active media - can go to 160 litre if need be.
• 190 litre pump/polish chamber with two returns to the pond.
• 760 Litre raised vegetation chamber with a waterfall return to the pond.
• Ball valve to automatically add water in case of loss (evaporation leak etc.) and overflow to get rid of excess water (as per Highveld thunderstorm).
• The flow between all chambers is gravity fed through two 110 mm PVC piping.
• Each chamber is permanently plumbed to waste through 50 mm waste valves.
• A 3000 litre per hour submersible pump (not enough flow yes) is installed in the pump chamber to pump water through an overkill 55 watt ultraviolet light into the vegetation chamber.
• 120 litre/min air-pump feeding an air curtain in the pond and airlines with valves to all chambers except the settlement chamber. Open the air valve to a chamber, shake the rubbish around a bit and then open the waste valve. All done with beer in hand, if so desire.
• Now of course the water must move through this whole setup otherwise the water will putrefy and the Koi will go to Koi heaven. They have no hell because they have not been told of such a place and in any case commit no sin, if you excuse them from doing their thing in the middle of their living room. This flow, on HK advice, is achieved through installing two stand pipes in the pump chamber leading straight from the biological chamber. A big air-stone is dropped into each of these two pipes. These pipes reach to normal water level.
• Constant air flow is supplied to the air curtain, biological chamber (to help the bacteria in their endeavours) and to the two air-stones in the standpipes in the pump chamber. Astonishingly the bubbles from the air-stone cause the water to rush up the pipe, pour over the rim and make its way back to the pond through the water returns. And so circulation is achieved.
• The constant airflow into the sewerage works must surely improve the chances of achieving the nirvana of pond aeration.
So at this stage, after having hired a succession of so called construction professionals, the pond has been in operation for five months and seems to be doing fine; can see the Koi and the bottom drains. All those things I have to test for are within acceptable limits. The bit about cleaning the pond with beer in hand proved to be fact and not fiction. The Happy Koi twins of cause collected a share of the Rockefeller et al millions which I am still to marry into.
Front view
Back view
The Bubbles
What variety is this? Of German decent so Doitsu not Japanese thus inferior!
In any case; I believe the men from Happy Koi applied my funds wisely and imported Japanese Koi. These they promptly, without any shame, proceeded to force me to buy when I, with my own starry-eyed-desire-expression, innocently went to admire these Koi babies. These Koi each have a pedigree that sounds very important and impressive. I noticed that these words are also used by the experts.
I now have eleven Koi in my pond. Two of these are from the batch that escaped the culling process and populated the previous pond.
The smaller of the young ones with the slit eyes, meaning superior
I am flabbergasted at the growth rate of these fish, overstocking may soon be a concern. According to my calculations (reference Happy Koi) my filter system should be able to support about 80 kg fish at a daily feed rate of 1% of body weight. The “pondcalculator” confirm under-stocking based on the length criteria.
OK I hear the experts protesting in unison; “You are over the legal of some-many fish per such-and-such a value limit!”
Please don’t send the SAKKS Koi-police, blame old age. We will have preciously little time available to deal with them as the Koi pond/swimming-pool-police is evidently eminent to be deployed in our area and they will probably keep us very busy erecting fences and things while not being lenient to even old people like me.
My superior-formerly-wealthy-other-half is being cultivated to allow and also fund the conversion of the swimming pool in order to solve the self inflicted overstocking dilemma. Sadly I know that the solution if implemented will only be temporary. Any Koi show /dealer visit will result in a number of orphaned Koi, held in captivity by you dealers against their wishes, secretly finding their way to my new big Koi pond with salt water, solar heating, chlorinator, Kreepy Krawley and sand filter.
Could work agree? The inferior one got out of the pond again!
The answer will be to take the hard line and get rid of the overstocking culprits when the time comes. I am not convinced that I have the guts.
Now the old mind did wandered didn’t it? You are probably yawning and asking yourself when I am going to get to the point? That is if you are still reading.
Now here comes now-I-wonder.
One Sunday morning the superior-formerly-wealthy-other-half and I dress and make our way to Gardenex. She; to goggle at plants and other garden goodies. Me; singular minded heading for my first ever Koi exhibition. You youngsters might remember the feeling on Christmas Eve anticipation the arrival of Santa, well something like that.
Upon arrival we ostensibly browse the garden exhibits with me steering doggedly towards the Koi section.
Then we arrive at my destination. All of a sudden I get hit a massive blow right on the forehead, right between the eyes (probably that bully with the big spanner that feature on KoiForum). I stagger; look around again, clean my glasses in an attempt to improve vision.
Not a single filter in sight!
Here we have these, in my eye, extremely valuable beauties gracefully swimming around in the unfiltered exhibition ponds.
Have I been deceived, filtration is not necessary?
We make our way to the dealer stands and observe the same phenomenon. At least I observe that the aeration myth enjoys support.
By now I don’t know which emotion dominates:
• My fear of the wrath of the superior-formerly-wealthy-other-half when she realises that I absolutely squandered the funds. My only hope being the aeration angle to talk me out of that corner, or
• My fury at the Happy Koi twins for conning me out of the funds leaving me to face a poverty stricken retirement with a courtyard full of useless equipment.
Then I find them and their filters. So they believe the same lies that I believe in and they also waste their money on these useless devises. Now it is sympathy not fury any more. I must enquire how they explained to their other-halves.
The experts, exhibitors and dealers bring their Koi to the SAKKS show where:
• There is no filtration.
• The ponds were probably filled some hours before the Koi was introduced and not days as necessary (I was lead to believe).
• The Koi probably stay under these conditions for up to three days. Not to mention the transportation to and from the show.
Yes sure, the water was probably thoroughly treated and tested. My possibly misguided impression is that the bad things can happen to your water within a very short period of time, especially under heavy stocking conditions. What then at the show?
During this bewildering experience I learnt that a jumbo show entrant Koi suffered some unfortunate mishap and had to receive special treatment in an attempt to save its life. This report was later sadly confirmed by the funeral director who conducted the funeral ceremony. Considering the prevailing conditions; I am not surprised.
This is where I now wonder.
Ps. In an feeble attempt to appease and distract the attention from my fund squandering exercise I bought two gold fish and a miniature Koi for my superior-formerly-wealthy-other-half‘s indoor pond. OK again I hear the experts!
Observe the watering can filter and air pump.