A man is sitting on the bus when the gorgeous woman next to him starts breast-feeding her baby.

The baby won't take it so she says ''Come on, have it or I'll give it to this nice man''.

10 minutes later the baby still won't breast-feed, so she says again ''Come on darling, have it or I'll give it to this nice man!''

To which the man replies "Listen lady, could you make up your mind, I should have gotten off 4 stops ago''.