One evening a husband,
thinking he was being funny,
said to his wife,
'Perhaps we should start washing
your clothes in 'Slim Fast'.
Maybe it would take
a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused,
and decided that she simply
couldn't let such a comment
go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband
took a pair of underwear
out of his drawer.
'What the heck is this?'
he said to himself as
a little 'dust' cloud appeared
when he shook them out..

'April', he hollered
into the bathroom, '
Why did you put talcum powder
in my underwear?'

She replied with a snicker. '
It's not talcum powder;

it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!!