1- Remove your lap top from its bag
2- Open the laptop slowly and carefully
3- Turn on
4- Ensure the passenger next to you is watching
5- Turn on the Internet
6- Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn
your gaze upwards to the skies as if in prayer
7- Take a deep breath and open this site:
<http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8-Observe the facial expression of your neighbouring
passenger