Joyce: Jimmy babe, now that we are engaged, I think we should start
calling each other pet names, sweet names.

James: (uninterested) alright babe. So what do you wanna call me?

Joyce: I think I will call you tiger

James: Why tiger babe?

Joyce: (sexy tone) because you're charming, handsome, smart and
calculating. And you Jimmy babe, what do you wanna call me?

James (still uninterested): I think I will call you zebra

Joyce: (smiling and kissing his cheek) ooh that sweet, why would you
call me that?

James: because of your stretch-marks!!!!!!!!