Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the
meal,
Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's
roommate,
Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic

relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her
more
curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she

started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than
met
the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must
be
thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'
About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your

mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver

gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'

Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be

sure. So he sat down and wrote:
________________________________________________________

Dear Mom,

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house,
I'm
not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact

remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for
dinner.


Love, Brian
__________________________________________________________

Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother
that
read:

____________________________________________________

Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that

you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if
Jennifer
is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by
now.

Love, Mom


LESSON OF THE DAY -

NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!!!