Resimay
Toe hoem it mei konsern
I want to aplaai for the job what I saw in the courant
I can Taaip reelie kwiek wit one finggar and doo sum a countieng
I thienk I are good on the phoune and I nou I am a piepels person
Piepels reelie siem to respont to me well. Certin women and all the menn
I nou my spellieng is not to good but I find that I Offen can get a job throe my persinaletie
My sellerie is open sou we can diskas wat yoe want to pei me and wat yoe thienk that I am wort
I can start iemieditely. Thank yoe in atwaans fore yore anser
houpfulie Yore best apliecant sou farr
Sinseerly
Lotty (short for Laurette)
PS : Bekose my resimay ies a bit short - below is a piekture of me









Employer's response:

Dear Lotty ,
It's OK honey, we've got spell-checker
See you Monday!