Woman and a Man are involved in a car accident. It's a bad one. Both
of
their cars are badly damaged but amazingly neither of them is hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says; "So, you're a man.
That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from
God
that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the
rest
of our days."
The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from
God!
The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car
is
completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she
hands
the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and
then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle,
immediately
puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police."
And Adam ate the apple, too! Men will never learn!
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