By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND

"TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"...and be ready for China .



In order to continue getting-by in China, we need to learn English the

way it is spoken.......................



Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to

understand the term "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS".



With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.



Now, here goes...

The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a hotel

guest and room-service today......



Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."



Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."



Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"



Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."



Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"



Guest: ".....What??"



Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"



Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."



Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?"



Guest: "Crisp will be fine."



Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"



Guest: "What?"



Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?"



Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."



RoomService: "No? Udo wan sahn toes???"



Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan

sahn toes' means."



RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish

moppin we botter?"



Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...

Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."



RoomService: "We botter?"



Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."



RoomService: "Wad?!?"



Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."



RoomService: "Copy?"



Guest: "Excuse me?"



RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"



Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."



RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin,

we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??"



Guest: "Whatever you say."



RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts."



Guest: "You're welcome"





Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND

'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' ......and you do, don't you! :-) :-)