> > A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks
> > into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in
> > bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair While
> > tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck,
> > then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the
> > husband whispers to his wife, 'Listen, this guy's an escaped convict -
> > look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't
> > seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex,
> > don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no
> > matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous.
> > If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.'
> >
> >
> >
> > To which the wife responds, 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was
> > whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay and thinks you're cute,
> > and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
> > Be strong, honey. I love you too.'