A Doctor was addressing a large audience:
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of
us sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food
is loaded with MSG. High
fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long- term harm
caused by the germs in
our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of
all and we all have, or will,
eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most
grief and suffering for years
after eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row
raised his hand, and softly said,
"Wedding Cake."