When a woman says :
"This place is a mess! C'mon! U and I need to clean up! U'r stuff is lying on da floor and u'll have no clothes 2 wear if we don't do laundry right now!!
What a man hears :
blah, blah,C'MON
blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, RIGHT NOW......