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PostSubject: Parrot   Parrot EmptyTue Feb 09, 2010 3:28 pm

A parrot on a perch is sitting in front of a
pet store in Mitchell's Plain.
A woman walks by.

The parrot says to her:

"Hey lady:" "Djy's k*#@k lelik."

Well, the woman is furious! She storms past
the store to her work.
On the way home she sees the same parrot and
it says to her again:

"Hey lady Djy's k*#@k lelik." upsetting her
again.

The next day the same parrot again says to her:

"Hey lady." "Djy's k*#@k lelik."

The woman furiously went into the store and
said that she would sue the store and have the bird killed.

The store manager promised he would see to it
that the Parrot would not be so rude again...

When the woman walked past the store that day
after work the parrot called to her:

"Hey lady."

She paused and said:

"Yes?"

The bird said:

"Djy wiet mos."
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