Boss: "Bongani, do you believe in Life after Death?"
Bongani: "Ack-tually, no, Sir!"
Boss: "Why not?"
Bongani:"Well, basickully, dêr is no proof that it ack-tually exists, Boss."
Boss: "Well, there is proof now."
Bongani: "Hai-Bo! Seri-aaass?"
Boss: "Yes absolutely. After you left early yesterday to go to your brother's funeral, he came here looking for you."

Bongani: "Eeisssshhhh...."