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PostSubject: Fishing   Fishing EmptyThu Aug 16, 2007 12:24 pm

A husband and wife went on vacation to a fishing resort. The husband enjoyed fishing at the crack of dawn, while the wife preferred to read.
One morning, the husband returned after fishing for a few hours and decided to take a nap. The wife decided to take the boat out. Not being familiar with the lake, she rowed out, anchored the boat and began to read her book.

A short time later, the sheriff pulled up alongside in his boat, and said, "Good morning, ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading my book," she replied.

"I'm sorry, but you're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her.

"But Officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?" the woman argued.

"But you have all the equipment, ma'am. I'm going to have to take you in and write you up," he replied.

"Well, if you do that then I will charge you with rape," snapped the irate woman.

"I haven't even touched you," grumbled the sheriff.

"Yes, that's true ... but you have all the equipment," retored the woman.
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