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PostSubject: Why?   Why? Icon_minitimeTue Aug 07, 2007 11:58 am

Why did the fish leave a false name?
Because he wanted to be Koi.

Did you hear about the happy Kohaku?
He was HI on life.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.

Why did the Koi get fat?
Because his scales were broken.

How does the brown Koi like his food?
Cha-Grilled.

Why did the female Shusui always go for the tri coloured Koi?
Because they could always Show-a, a good time.

What did the Terminator koi say to the other Koi?
I'll be Bekko.

What do you call a koi who poforms magic?
Magikarp.

What do female koi call a handsome tosai male koi?
A koi-toy!

What did the male koi say to the female koi?
I'll showa mine if you showa yours!
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