Confusion reigns when you don't simplify things
A Priest kept chickens at his village parish.
One evening the cock went missing.
At mass the priest asked,
"Who has a cock?"
All the men got up...........
"No! I meant who has seen a cock?"
All the women got up............
"No, No! Who has seen a cock that isn't theirs?"
Half the women got up.
"Oh!!! For goodness sake! Who has seen my cock?
"All the nuns got up!!