Gatiep goes into a bar to have himself a cold one.

Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the bar and asked," Who owns
the dog tied under that tree outside?"

Gatiep said it was his.

"Your dog seems to be in heat" the officer said.

Gatiep replied, "No way... She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that
shade tree."

The policeman said, "No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be
bred."

"No way," said Gatiep. "That dog doesn't need bread. She isn't hungry
'cause I fed her this morning'."

The exasperated policeman said, "NO! You don't understand; your dog
wants to have sex!"

(You gotta love this!!!!)

Gatiep looked at the cop and said, "Well, go ahead. I always wanted a
police dog."