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vossie
Posts : 631 Reputation : 11 Join date : 2010-05-25 Age : 59 Location : krugersdorp
| Subject: emotional games. Thu Jul 08, 2010 8:06 am | |
| The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:0 0 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM. He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.' Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. |
| | | vossie
Posts : 631 Reputation : 11 Join date : 2010-05-25 Age : 59 Location : krugersdorp
| Subject: Re: emotional games. Thu Jul 08, 2010 8:06 am | |
| WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. The husband said, 'You are in charge of cook ing around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.' Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.' Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.' So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says .'HEBREWS' |
| | | vossie
Posts : 631 Reputation : 11 Join date : 2010-05-25 Age : 59 Location : krugersdorp
| Subject: Re: emotional games. Thu Jul 08, 2010 8:07 am | |
| WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day. 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?' |
| | | vossie
Posts : 631 Reputation : 11 Join date : 2010-05-25 Age : 59 Location : krugersdorp
| Subject: Re: emotional games. Thu Jul 08, 2010 8:08 am | |
| WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws' |
| | | vossie
Posts : 631 Reputation : 11 Join date : 2010-05-25 Age : 59 Location : krugersdorp
| Subject: Re: emotional games. Thu Jul 08, 2010 8:09 am | |
| CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, 'You see, it's like this,yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause "it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
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