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PostSubject: The Capetonians will love this   Thu May 27, 2010 8:10 pm

A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?" The man thought a moment then replied?
"A martini please." The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had.
The robot then asked, "Sir,what is your IQ?"
The man answered "Oh, about 164."
The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, inter-stellar space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc... The man was most impressed.
He left the bar but thought he would try a different tact. He returned and took a seat.
Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have? "A martini please." Again it was superb.? The robot again asked "What is your IQ sir?"
This time the man answered , "Oh about 100". So the robot started discussing Formula One racing and the latest cricket scores.
The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool.... Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"
This time the man drawled out " Uh..... 'bout 50".
The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,
"A-r-e y-o-u a B-L-U-E B-U-L-L s-u-p-p-o-r-t-e-r-?"
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