A FIREMAN came home from work one day and
told his wife, 'You know, we have a wonderful system at
the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our
jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL
3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
'From now on
when I say BELL 1'
I want you to strip naked.
When I say BELL 2
I want you to
jump in bed.
And when I say
BELL 3
We are going to make love all night.
' The next night he came home from work and yelled
' BELL 1!' The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled 'BELL 2!',
the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled 'BELL 3!',
they began making love.
After a few minutes the
wife yelled 'BELL 4!'
'What the hell is BELL 4?'
asked the husband?
'ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,'
she replied
'YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.'
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