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The woman ask the Koi dealer if the Kohaku is a male or female.

The Koi dealers said, definately a female

The Lady: How do you know that?

Koi dealer: The mouth is opening and shutting continuously!

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Here in Gauteng we do it this way Exclamation

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How to Tell the S*x of a Fly



A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?'
She asked.

'Hunting Flies'
He responded.

'Oh. ! Killing any?'
She asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.

Intrigued, she asked.
'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded,
'3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.

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