The Pope and Julius Malema are on the same stage in front of a huge
crowd.

The Pope leans towards Julius and says, "Do you know that with one
little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild
with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your
followers, but go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of
this day and rejoice!"

Julius replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your
hand? Show me."

So the Pope slapped him.

Ja jou bliksem vat so

Hell,

vir daai oomblik sou ek die Pope wou gewees het!