http://koionline.forumotion.com/koi-funnies-f27/-t1.htm Tue, 28 Apr 2009 21:06:13 GMT 10 http://i21.servimg.com/u/f21/11/43/03/16/koionl12.gif http://koionline.forumotion.com/koi-funnies-f27/-t1.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/koi-funnies-f27/showa-me-yours-t728.htm Bobby ]]> Koi Funnies Tue, 28 Apr 2009 21:06:13 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/koi-funnies-f27/showa-me-yours-t728.htm#3680 http://koionline.forumotion.com/koi-funnies-f27/showa-me-yours-t728.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/koi-funnies-f27/3d-carp-pond-t493.htm wayneb http://www.koi3d.com/carp.php?gclid=CJfa8_ClzJUCFRJ4xgod3S9Big]]> Koi Funnies Mon, 08 Sep 2008 13:34:44 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/koi-funnies-f27/3d-carp-pond-t493.htm#2226 http://koionline.forumotion.com/koi-funnies-f27/3d-carp-pond-t493.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/koi-funnies-f27/credit-card-t337.htm Pieter J de Villiers On her last trip to our local koi dealer, my wife was so keen to get home with her latest purchase that she didn’t notice that she had left her credit card on the counter. The dealer could have called her back but didn’t. You just can’t trust those dealers, can you? Anyway, from the statements I am getting, it appears that the card is now being used to fund a koi buying trip to Japan. I haven’t reported the card is lost yet, because………..You’ve guessed it. He’s not spending as much as she ... Koi Funnies Tue, 27 May 2008 09:20:39 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/koi-funnies-f27/credit-card-t337.htm#1265 http://koionline.forumotion.com/koi-funnies-f27/credit-card-t337.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/koi-funnies-f27/marriage-software-t212.htm KOICRAZY Marriage Software This is what a guy wrote to our systems analyst (Marriage Software Division): Dear Systems Analyst, I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems ... Koi Funnies Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:47:02 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/koi-funnies-f27/marriage-software-t212.htm#593 http://koionline.forumotion.com/koi-funnies-f27/marriage-software-t212.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/koi-funnies-f27/how-to-sex-a-koi-t158.htm Admin
The Koi dealers said, definately a female

The Lady: How do you know that?

Koi dealer: The mouth is opening and shutting continuously!]]> Koi Funnies Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:11:44 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/koi-funnies-f27/how-to-sex-a-koi-t158.htm#391 http://koionline.forumotion.com/koi-funnies-f27/how-to-sex-a-koi-t158.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/koi-funnies-f27/koi-died-t133.htm Admin
Bill: My new small imported Japanese Koi died and I am burying it.

Neighbour: Ha, Ha, that hole is far too big for a small Koi fish!

Bill: That is because he is inside your F $%&@ cat!!]]> Koi Funnies Fri, 05 Oct 2007 07:46:17 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/koi-funnies-f27/koi-died-t133.htm#287 http://koionline.forumotion.com/koi-funnies-f27/koi-died-t133.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/koi-funnies-f27/revenge-t85.htm Admin When she accepted her lover’s invitation to move in with him she expected a little romance, but she rapidly discovered what living with a fanatical koi keeper entailed. She was soon complaining, that koi occupied every spare minute of his life. Nothing changed and soon the arguments began. Then one night as he climbed into bed at about 2 a.m. she snapped. “You only want me here to cook and clean”. She shouted. “All you ever care about is your koi. When you’re not out with your fish, you ... Koi Funnies Tue, 07 Aug 2007 10:11:39 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/koi-funnies-f27/revenge-t85.htm#169 http://koionline.forumotion.com/koi-funnies-f27/revenge-t85.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/koi-funnies-f27/do-whatever-you-like-t84.htm Admin “Tie me up.” She whispered. “Then I will let you do anything you want.” So, I tied her up and went out to feed my koi and clean the filters!]]> Koi Funnies Tue, 07 Aug 2007 10:05:51 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/koi-funnies-f27/do-whatever-you-like-t84.htm#168 http://koionline.forumotion.com/koi-funnies-f27/do-whatever-you-like-t84.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/koi-funnies-f27/why-t83.htm Admin Why did the fish leave a false name? Because he wanted to be Koi. Did you hear about the happy Kohaku? He was HI on life. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. Why did the Koi get fat? Because his scales were broken. How does the brown Koi like his food? Cha-Grilled. Why did the female Shusui always go for the tri coloured Koi? Because they could always Show-a, a good time. What did the Terminator koi say to the other Koi? I'll be Bekko. ... Koi Funnies Tue, 07 Aug 2007 09:58:30 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/koi-funnies-f27/why-t83.htm#167 http://koionline.forumotion.com/koi-funnies-f27/why-t83.htm