http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/-t1.htm Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:46:34 GMT 10 http://i21.servimg.com/u/f21/11/43/03/16/koionl12.gif http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/-t1.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/for-sale-t1126.htm Marius Bezuidenhout


FOR SALE:

ONE F%^*#G USELESS CAT!!!]]> Jokes - General Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:46:34 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/for-sale-t1126.htm#6929 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/for-sale-t1126.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/wil-net-noem-t1093.htm Pieter J de Villiers

GEWONE TARENTAAL


'N FORUM TARENTAAL]]> Jokes - General Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:04:19 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/wil-net-noem-t1093.htm#6618 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/wil-net-noem-t1093.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/kom-ons-lag-n-bietjie-t1086.htm Pieter J de Villiers Koos maak 'n ongeluk. Hy se vir die polisieman: "Ek vermoed die bestuurder van die ander kar is dronk." Polisieman: Hell, meneer, die ander kar is 'n koei!" Mike vra Kallie: "Is Portugal ver? " Kallie: "Nee, ek glo nie, want daar was Portugese saam met my op skool en hulle het met bicycles gery!" Sielkundige vra vir Koos: "Kyk jy vir jou vrou se gesig tydens seks?" Koos: "Ek het een keer en sy't redelik die ... Jokes - General Thu, 12 Nov 2009 12:39:09 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/kom-ons-lag-n-bietjie-t1086.htm#6582 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/kom-ons-lag-n-bietjie-t1086.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/have-a-history-teacher-explain-this-t1080.htm Marius Bezuidenhout History Mystery Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can. Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.. Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the head ... Jokes - General Wed, 11 Nov 2009 08:54:01 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/have-a-history-teacher-explain-this-t1080.htm#6505 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/have-a-history-teacher-explain-this-t1080.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/unreal-t1070.htm Marius Bezuidenhout He just bought a new boat and decided to take her for the maiden voyage. This was his first boat and he wasn't quite sure of the exact 'Standard Operating Procedures' for launching it off a ramp, but figured it couldn't be too hard. He consulted his local boat dealer for advice; they just said "don't let the trailer get too deep when you launch the boat". Well, he didn't know what they meant by that as he could barely get the trailer in the water at all! Anyhow, here's ... Jokes - General Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:28:25 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/unreal-t1070.htm#6384 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/unreal-t1070.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/oldie-t1053.htm Marius Bezuidenhout n Ou tannie loop in die straat en sleep twee plastiese vuilgoed sakke agterna. Een van die sakke het deurgeskuur en sy verloor van die R20.00 note. 'n Polisieman sien dit en stop haar en noem dit dat sy besig is om haar geld te verloor. Baie dankie man ek sal terugstap en dit optel. Die polisieman is nuuskierig en vra haar toe waar kry sy so baie geld en hy hoop nie dis gesteel nie. Nee antwoord die tannie, ek bly mos langs LOFTUS se parkeergronde, met die rugby staan ... Jokes - General Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:16:31 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/oldie-t1053.htm#6197 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/oldie-t1053.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/tips-on-lions-from-mozambique-t1010.htm Marius Bezuidenhout ]]> Jokes - General Thu, 01 Oct 2009 16:10:26 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/tips-on-lions-from-mozambique-t1010.htm#5647 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/tips-on-lions-from-mozambique-t1010.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/hunters-beware-t1003.htm Marius Bezuidenhout
Words fail me.




They walk among us & they vote!!!]]> Jokes - General Thu, 24 Sep 2009 12:37:10 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/hunters-beware-t1003.htm#5558 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/hunters-beware-t1003.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/that-guy-siphoeish-t1002.htm *ahmed* Sipho is buying a TV and asks "Do you have colour TVs?" "Sure" says the assistant. Sipho replies "Give me a green one, please." Sipho calls SAA. "How long does it take to fly to New York?" "Just a sec" says the rep. "Thank you" says Sipho and hangs up. Sipho was filling in an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. ... Jokes - General Wed, 23 Sep 2009 09:13:30 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/that-guy-siphoeish-t1002.htm#5545 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/that-guy-siphoeish-t1002.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/psychiatrists-vs-bartenders-t1001.htm *ahmed* EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT . SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.' 'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..' 'How much do you charge?' 'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor. 'I'll sleep on it,' I said. Six ... Jokes - General Wed, 23 Sep 2009 08:50:23 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/psychiatrists-vs-bartenders-t1001.htm#5544 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/psychiatrists-vs-bartenders-t1001.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/blond-moment-t1000.htm Admin
What is wrong with the picture? (real photograph)






How long is it going to take for them to realise they can not go home?]]> Jokes - General Wed, 23 Sep 2009 08:16:37 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/blond-moment-t1000.htm#5541 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/blond-moment-t1000.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/beware-of-public-toilets-t999.htm Marius Bezuidenhout ]]> Jokes - General Tue, 22 Sep 2009 14:57:38 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/beware-of-public-toilets-t999.htm#5533 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/beware-of-public-toilets-t999.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/another-blond-t992.htm Admin
A Blonde from Pretoria is sitting in the bar with two guys beside her.
The first guy says to the barman, "Johnnie Walker. Single."
And the second blurts, "Jack Daniels. single."
At that, the bartender approaches the lady and asks, "And you ma'am?"
She answers:
"Katryn van der Merwe, divorced"]]> Jokes - General Tue, 22 Sep 2009 09:53:44 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/another-blond-t992.htm#5523 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/another-blond-t992.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/ultimate-koi-pond-stressor-t880.htm Marius Bezuidenhout ]]> Jokes - General Tue, 25 Aug 2009 12:40:24 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/ultimate-koi-pond-stressor-t880.htm#5037 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/ultimate-koi-pond-stressor-t880.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/fancy-dress-t848.htm Marius Bezuidenhout A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a Xmas fancy dress party... He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a Pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a Pirate. The man is offended ... Jokes - General Fri, 07 Aug 2009 15:11:54 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/fancy-dress-t848.htm#4784 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/fancy-dress-t848.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/gratis-diesel-t837.htm Marius Bezuidenhout Harare. – ’n Tradisionele geneser wat kabinetslede van pres. Robert Mugabe van Zimbabwe oortuig het sy kan diesel uit ’n klip tap, is die naweek hier aan bedrog skuldig bevind. Rotina Mavhunga, wat ook die skuilnaam Nomatter Tagirira gebruik het, het in Maart 2007 ’n tenk agter ’n groot klip in die veld weggesteek, dit met diesel gevul en regeringsamptenare gekontak, is die naweek in die magistraatshof in Chinhoyi getuig. Toe die amptenare gaan ondersoek instel, het ’n handlanger ’n kraan ... Jokes - General Tue, 28 Jul 2009 05:40:18 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/gratis-diesel-t837.htm#4717 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/gratis-diesel-t837.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/produktief-t831.htm Marius Bezuidenhout ]]> Jokes - General Tue, 14 Jul 2009 18:02:05 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/produktief-t831.htm#4625 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/produktief-t831.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/to-good-to-miss-t793.htm Marius Bezuidenhout ]]> Jokes - General Thu, 11 Jun 2009 10:55:17 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/to-good-to-miss-t793.htm#4345 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/to-good-to-miss-t793.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/something-for-the-gp-boys-sorry-t785.htm Marius Bezuidenhout It would be highly appreciated it if my fines could be sent to my new address,
Regards



Gauteng Braai Pack

]]> Jokes - General Fri, 05 Jun 2009 11:06:14 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/something-for-the-gp-boys-sorry-t785.htm#4265 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/something-for-the-gp-boys-sorry-t785.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/caught-in-the-act-t776.htm Pieter J de Villiers This Guy leaves the bar, hoping he can get home early enough not to piss his wife off for drinking after work. He gets home and finds his boss in bed with his wife. Later, back at the bar, the guy tells the bartender the story. "Wow, that's awful, what did you do?" the bartender asked. "Well, I carefully snuck back out the door, and came straight back here. Shoot, they we're just getting started, so I figure, I got time for a couple more beers." Jokes - General Wed, 03 Jun 2009 07:36:21 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/caught-in-the-act-t776.htm#4207 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/caught-in-the-act-t776.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/love-boat-t760.htm Marius Bezuidenhout [/url]]]> Jokes - General Fri, 22 May 2009 08:42:56 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/love-boat-t760.htm#4091 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/love-boat-t760.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/playing-tennis-t746.htm Marius Bezuidenhout
]]> Jokes - General Sat, 09 May 2009 11:33:24 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/playing-tennis-t746.htm#3922 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/playing-tennis-t746.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/how-to-fail-a-breathalyzer-test-t729.htm Marius Bezuidenhout ]]> Jokes - General Thu, 30 Apr 2009 09:00:02 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/how-to-fail-a-breathalyzer-test-t729.htm#3708 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/how-to-fail-a-breathalyzer-test-t729.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/read-your-doctor-s-note-before-handing-it-in-t719.htm Marius Bezuidenhout ]]> Jokes - General Fri, 24 Apr 2009 12:23:39 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/read-your-doctor-s-note-before-handing-it-in-t719.htm#3584 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/read-your-doctor-s-note-before-handing-it-in-t719.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/her-name-is-miss-ann-t714.htm Pieter J de Villiers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuEc-nFULY8]]> Jokes - General Mon, 20 Apr 2009 12:49:54 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/her-name-is-miss-ann-t714.htm#3565 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/her-name-is-miss-ann-t714.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/congratulations-to-all-my-friends-t652.htm Marius Bezuidenhout CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1930's 1940's, 50's, 60's and early 70's ! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, raw egg products, loads of bacon and processed meat, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes or cervical cancer. Then after that trauma, our baby cots were covered with bright coloured lead-based paints. We ... Jokes - General Tue, 10 Mar 2009 10:19:36 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/congratulations-to-all-my-friends-t652.htm#3115 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/congratulations-to-all-my-friends-t652.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/wife-from-hell-t636.htm rob A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, " I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating." Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control." As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep ... Jokes - General Tue, 24 Feb 2009 10:40:49 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/wife-from-hell-t636.htm#3044 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/wife-from-hell-t636.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/ladies-night-t503.htm Admin The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margeritas went down way too easily. Just before 3a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself ... Jokes - General Thu, 18 Sep 2008 10:22:24 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/ladies-night-t503.htm#2252 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/ladies-night-t503.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/fishy-story-t492.htm Admin The parish priest went on a fishing trip. On the last day of his trip he hooked a Monster fish and proceeded to reel it in. The guide, holding a net, yelled, 'Look at The size of that Son of a Bitch!' 'Son, I'm a priest. Your language is uncalled for!' 'No, Father, that's what kind of fish it is - A Son of a Bitch fish!' 'Really? Well then, help me land this Son of a Bitch!' Once in the boat, they marveled at the size of the monster. ... Jokes - General Mon, 08 Sep 2008 07:41:27 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/fishy-story-t492.htm#2221 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/fishy-story-t492.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/nuns-t479.htm Admin 5 NUNS IN TOWN Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa, Katherine Marie, Rose Frances, & Mary Kathleen left the Convent on a trip to St. Patrick's Cathedral in New York City and were sight-seeing on a Tuesday in July. It was hot and humid in town and their traditional garb was making them so uncomfortable, they decided to stop in at Patty McGuire's Pub for a cold soft drink. Patty had recently added special legs to his barstools, which were the talk of the fashionable eastside ... Jokes - General Tue, 26 Aug 2008 12:56:52 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/nuns-t479.htm#2148 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/nuns-t479.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/bees-t460.htm Admin A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window. The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?' 'I'm out of gas,' the man replied. The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out. 'Try it now,' said one bee. The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. 'Wow!' the man exclaimed, ... Jokes - General Mon, 18 Aug 2008 06:21:56 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/bees-t460.htm#2061 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/bees-t460.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/live-until-80-t418.htm Admin Will I Live to see 80? Here's something to think about. I recently picked a new ... Jokes - General Tue, 08 Jul 2008 13:42:39 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/live-until-80-t418.htm#1739 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/live-until-80-t418.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/virtual-bubble-wrap-t416.htm rob here

]]> Jokes - General Mon, 07 Jul 2008 07:25:17 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/virtual-bubble-wrap-t416.htm#1696 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/virtual-bubble-wrap-t416.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/blonde-joke-t408.htm rob A plane is on its way to Cape Town when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket, she then tells the blonde passenger that she's paid for Economy and that she will have to go and sit in the back. The blonde replies" "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Cape Town.... And I'm staying right here!" The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and ... Jokes - General Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:05:52 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/blonde-joke-t408.htm#1639 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/blonde-joke-t408.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/bikers-t280.htm Admin BIKERS A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man and pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old man and spit into the old man's milk, and then he took a seat at the counter. The third walked up to the old man and turned over the old man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter. Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left ... Jokes - General Mon, 21 Apr 2008 08:40:57 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/bikers-t280.htm#937 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/bikers-t280.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/what-s-your-name-t382.htm Rezanne We all need a little stress-reliever. This only takes a minute. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose of humor.... A. Follow the instructions to find your new name. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far & wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer. The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor ... Jokes - General Fri, 20 Jun 2008 13:15:24 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/what-s-your-name-t382.htm#1521 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/what-s-your-name-t382.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/older-women-are-great-t375.htm rob After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said: “Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 21-year-old girl. “Now I have a R2 000 000 home, a R800 000 car, a nice big bed and a plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things”. My wife is a very reasonable ... Jokes - General Wed, 18 Jun 2008 14:33:51 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/older-women-are-great-t375.htm#1502 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/older-women-are-great-t375.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/difference-between-potentially-and-reality-t366.htm Collin Youngest Son: Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between "Potentially" and "reality?" Dad: I will show you. Dad turns to his wife and asks her, "Would you sleep with Patrice Motsepe for 1 million dollars?" Wife: Yes, off course! I would never waste such an opportunity! Then Dad asks his daughter if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars? Daughter: Wow! Yes! This ... Jokes - General Fri, 13 Jun 2008 14:32:35 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/difference-between-potentially-and-reality-t366.htm#1461 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/difference-between-potentially-and-reality-t366.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/beautiful-dubai-t364.htm rob This following extract is taken from the diary of a man who moved to Dubai from NY in 2007... April 30th: Just got transferred to work and live in beautiful Dubai, UAE! WOW!!! Now this is a city that knows how to live!!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. It's like New York City minus all the crooks, murderers, and drunks. What a place! I watched the sunset from a deck chair on my beautiful bedroom verandah. It was beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here. May ... Jokes - General Fri, 13 Jun 2008 12:45:23 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/beautiful-dubai-t364.htm#1456 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/beautiful-dubai-t364.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/blonde-moment-t363.htm Admin A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, " we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. 10! "Very good," said her mother. " Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, It's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, ' we were saying the alphabet today and all the other kids could only say it to D, but ... Jokes - General Fri, 13 Jun 2008 11:18:58 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/blonde-moment-t363.htm#1450 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/blonde-moment-t363.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/water-conditions-t347.htm Admin To fellow members of the forum who enjoy a glass of wine.. And those who don't. As Ben Franklin said : In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do ... Jokes - General Mon, 02 Jun 2008 06:26:37 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/water-conditions-t347.htm#1334 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/water-conditions-t347.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/skoonma-t346.htm Pieter J de Villiers Hierdie grappie het op 'n ander forum, maar in Engels verskyn! Ek dink dit is beter in Afrikaans Seuntjie aan sy Ouma: "Ouma ek is so bly Ouma het kom kuier" Ouma: "Hoekom my kind?" "Nee Ouma, nou kan my Pa sy toertjies doen!" Ouma: "Kind waarvan praat jy?" "Ouma sien, dit saak staan so, nou die aand by die etenstafel het my Ma vir my Pa vertel dat Ouma kom kuier"............. "Toe se my Pa" " Ag ... Jokes - General Sun, 01 Jun 2008 20:51:18 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/skoonma-t346.htm#1331 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/skoonma-t346.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/hopes-and-dreams-t286.htm wayneb NOTICE:
In a drive to save on electricity consumption, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off till further notice.

Kindly postpone all hopes and dreams...

We apologize for any inconvenience caused.

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Eskom Management]]> Jokes - General Thu, 24 Apr 2008 07:54:22 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/hopes-and-dreams-t286.htm#976 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/hopes-and-dreams-t286.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/a-good-wife-brings-balance-into-a-man-s-life-t318.htm Admin ]]> Jokes - General Wed, 14 May 2008 09:06:11 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/a-good-wife-brings-balance-into-a-man-s-life-t318.htm#1148 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/a-good-wife-brings-balance-into-a-man-s-life-t318.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/elephant-painting-t277.htm Erwee1
http://www.inspirationpeak.com/video/elephantpainting.html]]> Jokes - General Fri, 18 Apr 2008 13:28:58 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/elephant-painting-t277.htm#929 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/elephant-painting-t277.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/die-blond-s-loop-al-weer-deur-t257.htm Admin Twee blondines staan in die stort. Blondine nr. 1 : "Leen my jou sjampoe, asb". Blondine nr. 2 : "Gebruik jou eie sjampoe". Blondine nr. 1 : "Ek kannie -- op die houer staan "VIR DROËHARE" -- en my hare is nou sopnat! " Twee blondines ry fiets. Die een hou stil en begin die lug uit haar fiets se bande te laat. "Wat maak jy nou?" "My saal is te hoog! " Die ander blondine begin ... Jokes - General Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:21:34 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/die-blond-s-loop-al-weer-deur-t257.htm#836 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/die-blond-s-loop-al-weer-deur-t257.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/a-dog-is-truly-a-man-s-best-friend-t245.htm Erwee1
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.

Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.

When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you!
]]> Jokes - General Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:55:56 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/a-dog-is-truly-a-man-s-best-friend-t245.htm#792 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/a-dog-is-truly-a-man-s-best-friend-t245.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/oom-sarel-t243.htm Eugen Die droogte in die Karoo het so erg geword dat daar niks meer oor is van Oom Sarel se plaas nie. Hy het al sy beeste laat slag, al sy skape verkoop. Die veld is so droog soos hy dit nog nooit in sy 65 jaar gesien het nie. Die plaaswerkers het verlede maand getrek om te gaan kyk of hulle nie kan werk kry in Zimbabwe nie, so sleg het dit gegaan. Oom Sarel sit een oggend op die stoep, verby moedeloos. Skielik kom daar 'n helikopter oor gevlieg. Hy kyk die helikopter so, ... Jokes - General Wed, 12 Mar 2008 18:10:42 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/oom-sarel-t243.htm#790 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/oom-sarel-t243.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/funny-stuff-army-tank-for-sale-t201.htm sas
http://www.gumtree.co.za/capetown/18/19367818.html]]> Jokes - General Sun, 03 Feb 2008 15:47:25 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/funny-stuff-army-tank-for-sale-t201.htm#555 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/funny-stuff-army-tank-for-sale-t201.htm http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/no-joke-the-cow-is-the-largest-marine-predator-t125.htm Phillip The largest marine predator on the planet right now is the cow. More than half the fish taken from the sea is rendered into fish meal and fed to domestic livestock. Puffins are starving in the North sea to feed sand eels to chickens in Denmark. Sheep and pigs have replaced the shark and the sea lion as the dominant predators in the ocean and domestic house cats are eating more fish than all the world's seals combined. We are extracting some fifty to sixty fish from the sea to raise one farm ... Jokes - General Fri, 28 Sep 2007 09:47:40 GMT http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/no-joke-the-cow-is-the-largest-marine-predator-t125.htm#269 http://koionline.forumotion.com/jokes-general-f26/no-joke-the-cow-is-the-largest-marine-predator-t125.htm